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[May. 10th, 2006|02:19 pm] |
There was a birthday party, and we were all planning on killing the birthday girl. There were a bunch of girls who wanted to kill her. We walked around a huge table,and I fell down, and everyone had pudding all over their feet.
I was chilling out with some friends, and we started talking about how we were going to rule the world. Then I said "and we will control the entire planet!" and then I started laughing |
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[Mar. 20th, 2006|02:24 pm] |
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I was back in my hometown, and had to cross the memorial bridge, but it was shut down, and there were workers in the center of it. I had wanted to walk across it, and there were two seperate paths. I decided to go back, and take a bus across it, the bus went quickly across, and right throught these workers who were welding. The bus was going the wrong way, and it turned out to be more like a tour bus, it went through some weird looking suburbs, and arrived at a large auditorium. I had to pay to get inside, and I could see people inside playing basketball, I waited in line, and just had a bunch of change, but while I was paying there was a lot of money just lying on the table, so I started taking it. I took a bunch of euro, and a ton of these things that more like receipts rather than money, that was from Lithuania. There was a basketball game, and I was wearing a jersey, but I also had long underwear on underneath my jersey. I never got to get into the game, and this was annoying me as I wanted to play. My jacket with al my money had fell behind the bleachers. I went underneath them, to realise that I hadn't been stealing money, but instead receipts. |
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[Mar. 18th, 2006|02:48 pm] |
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There was a huge flood. And I needed to go out to get something, possibly rent some movies. The waters were raging all around my house, and I got into a car being driven by a black man. We went straight down the center of the river in a car, i was on the Vltava now, going under the bridges in prague. Somehow I made it back to my house, and I was watching a video, my ex girlfriend had become a pop star, and she was doing this video where she was dressed as a cheerleader, and there were a bunch of close ups of her mouth smiling. She then appeared, and was there with her mother, somehow there was a big party going on in the house now, and we were trying to get everybody out. I was trying to set up all my king vitamin equipment for a practice, but I couldn't find my mixer. I kept on looking for it, and I had a show coming up in this small theater that had a large piece of glass seperating the audience from the stage. While looking for the mixer I found an old tape recorder, and started to think that it would be cool to use it to play loops. I was then in a basement, and people were using their blood to draw pictures, I had a bloody nose, and I put some of my blood into a test tube, and I was thinking to my self that it would e good to have some of my own blood on hand if I did, because then I could be cloned. |
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[Mar. 11th, 2006|03:49 pm] |
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There was some sort of large asrtonomical event taking place, and people were assembling these absolutely huge telescopes in open fields. There were gazillions of starts in the sky, and all the constelations were connected like they are in science textbooks. I was constructing a large telescope, and there was some sort of process involved that was similar to weaving a basket. I didn't think that the telescopes were very safe. Bill Clinton was there, driving an old car, and he was really cool. My dad and I went into a museum, and there were these little planes made out of balsa wood, and the bottom of the plane had a cylindrical device that had a little red light on it. For some erason my dad wanted to steal one of these planes. I acted like I was looking for t shirts to buy in order to distract the workers there. My dad put one in his pocket, but when he went through the security thing, the alarm went off, because the little cylindrical thing was a magnet that prevented people from stealing it. He walked back into the museum, and took it out of his pocket to the surprise of the workers. I was then playing soccer, and I was playing really dirty, tripping people, and such, I scored one goal, but missed my second chance by inches. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2006|03:07 pm] |
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I was in an old house I used to live in back home. There was a super nintendo, and they had the game super mario brothers 2 in it. There was also a a large hood for the oven in the same room. The hood had a large sucking device that was sucking out all the bad fumes. I was playing with it. There was going to be some inspection of the house, and we had to find where to get natural gas. Then i started finding all these cool small guitars. they had large removable memory sticks in them. One was like a sampler/drum machine, and whatever you sang into it would be transformed into a king vitamin song, complete with new lyrics. I really liked this piece of equipment. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2006|02:21 pm] |
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I was back in my hometown and everything was really different, i went to a school reunion, and a lot of people were still at the school. One girl who used to be really beautiful had become a midget wearing a mask. Then I realised that it was a mask of a girl who got some sort of fast aging disease, and the kid was wearing her mask for halloween. THe mask was grey, and disgusting, on a midget body. There was a large cliff on the outside of town, and I was trying to get back into town. I no longer knew my way around my home town, but as I was driving, I thought to myself "wow, I ve thought about coming back, to see what its like, and now I don't recognise anything" One thing I remember was amazing to me was the size of the sky. There was some sort of an assignment that was due, and my father and I were in the library and we took the typewriter from the woman at the desk there. We went back to the house, and were in the bathroom, and there was scribbling on one of the cuppords. They were in german, I think it said weir zig like a million times. on the shower curtain there was a painting of my feet with a timecode, and on the wall, a cartoon of a head that appeared to be mine with writing above it that said, budeme brecit az vazeni |
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[Mar. 4th, 2006|02:36 pm] |
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Somehow I got super rich, and I bought a brand new yellow lamborghini, it was so rediculously fast. I was driving down my home street, and every time I touched the gas I would make the tires jump on the pavement. Inside the tapedeck I had a tape from death row records. It was pretty fun to drive. I drove to a freinds house in my hometown, and sat on teh carpet. It was strange, my friends father was obsessed witht he house, and wanted to fix it up all the time, but instead it was just getting more and more run down. There was a fire place in the corner, and the mother brought me out some satin fabric saying that she was going to make a pillow for me becausee of my achivements. Then word got out that I was driving the lamborghini, and someone asked me how much it cost, and I said 250. All the people there were just going to art school, and they looked up to me because I got so rich from my art work. There were some children who were making signs, and they drew them on the lamborghini, and the ink soaked through the paper and left this area in the paint where you could see what they had written. The father of the house went crazy, and he was trying to clean it, he had an electric buffing machine, and he figured this was the only way to get it off.. I was then In a school classroom setting and everybody had toi make drawing about television, I hadn't finished my drawing, so I was doing it in class, everybody had just done tv logos, and I wanted to do something more metaphorical, so I created a hot air balloon with some creature leaning out, , the teacher came around to me, and he was disappointed with my drawing even though itwas almost finished. he moved on to the next person quickly. this annoyed me a lot, and so i went to sit in between the aisles, the lights were turned off now, and they were showing a movie in the class room. everyone was dancing at the front of the class, and I didn't understand why. The movie had to do with television, and there was a girl in the class whose parents were famous illustrators. In one scene a black man was keeping a secret, and then it went into surreal weirdness, and the black man was surrounded by twinkies, all with little tops of hair made out of frosting. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2006|01:12 pm] |
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I was in a race with rollerblades. It was something like the olympics, there was a normal asphalt outdoor track upon which many were skating, and beside it a tall embankment. I jumped on top of the embankment, and was riding over all this dirt, kind of off roading in a way. But I managed the bumps and chunks of dirt gracefully, I wasn't in first place, but I was doing quite well. Towards the end, there was a large hill that went upwards into a cave, as I was skating up, I noticed my american team mate had tried a jump, and had hit his ankle on a rope. he gave up, and started sliding down the hill. At this point I took his place, and began skating very well, however, after crossing the finish line, I was informed that my team had been disqualified. I was in a house with some girl who was in love with me, there was something wrong with it, like she already had a boyfriend or something. I was with three other people, and we were underneath a bridge, up on these pedestals in an unknown city. As i began to look around I realised that there were bats all around. I told everyone I wanted to leave, but they said they liked bats. We were in a garden, and there was a small patch of earth, with these pink flowers that would pop up here and there within the soil colored rectangle. Then one of my companions started waving his hand over the earth, and the earth began to bulge, as if there was some animal underneath it trying to escape. We went back to the house, and this is where I realised that the girl was a vampire, and she started biting everyone else, and turning them into vampires as well. Instead of running away frigtened, me and my non vampire friends just walked out non chalantly, and got into a car. Then I realised that none of this was real, but I was watching all of it in a movie theater, and the movie had another movie theatre scene in it, and then I realised I was watching people in a movie theater who were watching people in a movie theater. But the verson I saw in the theater was highly edited, there was a bunch of younger children there, and there parents were taking them out of the theater because the film was too bloody. Since the movie was so short, I asked for my money back. The end of the movie set itself up for a sequel, with the main vampire character turning into a giant female snake, and she was saying, we have just found hitler. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2006|12:56 pm] |
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I was riding my bike home. I went over this pedestrian bridge, and there was a place we called the coolee at this turn. I rode my bike down the hill, and there was a large lake with a lot of white trash type people hanging out there. I found a guy named earnest who cut hair. He gave my dad a haircut, and instead of rinsing your hair out, everyone was jumping into the water. I jumped into the lake, and started to swim, rising above the surface, and I could see perfectly under teh water. I had to pay for the haircut, and my money was all wet. I wasn't sure if I had enough money, the hairdresser took a picture of himself for a receipt. I was going across a bridge, and a bunch of cops were blowing up their own cars for insurance money, they were climbing out of burnt out vehicles. one guy only had a small fire in the trunk of his car and they called him a rookie. one car was violently blown up, and flipped over many times. It was almost as if this was some sort of dateline nbc special investigation of these guys. Then I got in front of a bank, and I went inside with a black man, and an arab man, there was some kind of a distraction, and we started taking all this money from a long drawer. No one thought we would get away, but we did somehow. Once outside, I jumped onto the black guys motorcycle, put on my helmet, and told him to go, we rolled up to some sort of parking verification device, and he punched in the code. I made a remark that since I was white I evened out the color ratio, they all laughed. Once back, I was trying to light something, with a super hot tungsten bulb, but it was so hot I couldn't put it on the floor because it would set anything it was sitting on, on fire. I was trying to walk away to get something to put it on, and my black friend started telling me that it wasn't smart to pay for a studio, to just buy cameras instead. I was then out with some girl, and a few friends, everyone was telling me that the girl was really into me, but I didn't believe it. We saw some concert, and then everyone was drinking vodka, and I went back to go to sleep in the same bed as her, and another guy. I tried to cuddle up to her, but she got woke up, and pushed me away. I just acted like I was asleep. |
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[Mar. 1st, 2006|01:38 pm] |
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There was a man who built a raft and wanted to sail on the vltava. we were all standing in the water, and as soon as he got on the raft, there was thunder and lightning, and the river began to swell. I went to a bar, and all the power went out there, and they were playing entire cds, they had a mix cd of mine there, and tracks 7 and 8 were king vitamin songs. The girl working the bar kind of passed through them quickly, I had a bag lunch with me, inside of it I had ice cream, vodka, and peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. I was trying to eat my food, but it was like I was drunk, but I hadn' even drank anything. I fell off my chair, and I look up, and justin bateman is giving a speech, he sits down, and bill o reilly gets up, and wears this kosak style hat, and puts on these round glasses, and he says he s trying to look like a jew. The bar is packed full of people now, and in the backroom is an art exhibition, and a ping pong table. The piece had something to do with 14 seperate paintings, and I was trying to take notes on all the works. In all of the paintings, there were only heads, and possibly one arm coming ito sight, in one a younger boy (maybe 15) was wearing a helmut. I started talking to the barwoman, and she said that she played violin for an opera based on lord of the rings, I started talking about schnitke with her, and I told her something about the way that schnitke falls into chaos, and how this was the type of music that could make me cry, not because it was beautiful, but because someone could so greatly reflect the human condition in a musical piece. There were these huge guys from argentina (body builders in tight leotard type uotfits) playing footbalek with some normal teenage looking american types. THey said something about eating meat, something to the effect that without electricity, they were unable to eat vegetables. Then I was walking around prague, and the new fad was for women to cut out the asses of their jeans. I was trying to go to some clothing shop, but I was completely lost, I didn't even know where I was going anymore. there was some sort of a aerobics class, where everyone emulated various sexual positions. |
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